So, Jake told me...

...he was reading the bible. I had my suspicions because he can not yet read. So, I asked him to show me. He picks up his King James Bible and says, "See I made it this far." He is well into the new testament and so I say, "Wow! So, how are you doing that?" He told me, "Well, I go through the pages and find words I can sound out and then I read those. It's really hard."

No kidding!