Things we hear from Zac

"Mommy, I need a snotter." (Kleenex)

"I wish I had worms under my bed."

"Mommy, let's pretend I am Simba and you can lick my bottom." (What?!)

While looking in the mirror at himself trying on a new outfit, "Perfect!"

While playing football with dad in the backyard, "Daddy, I want to be the attacker."